Thursday, January 10, 2008

Evil Cabal Stealing Our Elections

From the crazy conspiracy department: Diebold e-voting machines may have helped Hillary win New Hampshire. That’s right, that’s the same insidious company that allegedly stole the 2004 election for George Bush by switching or manufacturing hundreds of thousands of votes in Ohio. Apparently, they’re now working for Hillary.

OR, maybe Diebold is just a tool of a secret and cunning society working to keep the Bush/Clinton legacy alive and well. And who has benefited the most from the last 20 years? That’s right, political writers. I’m now prepared to reveal, after plenty to drink extensive research, that our elections are being stolen by a malevolent cabal comprised of Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Al Franken and Michael Moore.

Those guys will stop at nothing to stay on the bestseller lists.

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