Not Successful? Maybe You Should Drink More.
A new study has shown that people who drink alcohol socially make more money than those who don't.
The reasoning is that those who enjoy a drink after work with colleagues are making connections and forming bonds that those who avoid drinking simply never make. Therefore, drinking=success.
See, I always said going to happy hours was a worthwhile investment. And here everyone thought I was just there for the 2 for 1 margaritas.
Repeat after me: I'm not a drunk, I'm an upwardly mobile professional.
posted by Alan Stewart Carl at 2:46 PM
1 Comments:
Um, yes, but what about liver failure and all those other nice accompaniments? It's always so funny when these studies take a single factor and examine it with no context.
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