Not Successful? Maybe You Should Drink More.
A new study has shown that people who drink alcohol socially make more money than those who don't.
The reasoning is that those who enjoy a drink after work with colleagues are making connections and forming bonds that those who avoid drinking simply never make. Therefore, drinking=success.
See, I always said going to happy hours was a worthwhile investment. And here everyone thought I was just there for the 2 for 1 margaritas.
Repeat after me: I'm not a drunk, I'm an upwardly mobile professional.