We Can't Let Him Get Away With It
After several days of deep and serious posts, I really felt like writing about this bit of pseudo news.
Apparently, Brad Pitt has threatened to never marry Angelina Jolie unless America starts permitting homosexual marriage.
All I can say is, SAY IT AIN’T SO! How will I go on if Brad and Angelina remain unmarried?
What a terrible turn of events. What will happen next? Will George Clooney refuse to shop at Wal-Mart until they provide better health care? Will Sean Penn refuse to speak until more anti-cell phones laws are passed? Will Jessica Simpson refuse to expose her midriff until Congress does something about belly button lent?!?
I don’t know how I can live in a world where celebrities dish out meaninglessly self-serving threats. Damn you, Brad Pitt. You’ve ruined everything.